BELLEROPHONTES THE BLAMELESS

Not really too sure what happened on the way home, but some of the kings boys jumped me. But they were nothing compared to the army of feminists, so i returned to Lykia by myself.

Finally the king is out of enemies and comes to the realisation that there's a bit of divinity in me... then from out of left field he says i should marry his daughter, gives me half of all his king duties and the most choice cut of land...

I wasn't really that keen, but after some thought i decided to take the plunge.

All the land and being a half king is pretty cool, but that wasn't why i did it... I just couldn't stop thinking about Proitos and Anteia. I can't wait for family functions. It's gonna be awkward!!! Anteia is gonna be pissed cause i'm with her sister, and Proitos is gonna feel like an emasculated shell of his former-self, when he realises that the king has a new favorite son in-law.

attack of the giant lesbian land dwellers

these chicks were fierce, not to mention the least attractive group of females i have had the misfortune of meeting.

The king believes i'm his cleaning maid

yeh, i get back from my scuffle with the chimaira which i thought was a bit rough. and the king thought i did such a good job that i should just keep my armour on and go regulate the Solymoi. which was by no means easy, they fight dirty.

did that, fine. then he tells me i have to fight some women that hang out in Pontus,... i thought he was kidding.

he tells me they are called the Amazons. turns out this is linear A for "Neanderthal lesbian convent."

I found this exercise quite pointless, however, time must have been of the essence for the king, as they surely would just die out. unless of course they have some means of self-replicating or immaculate conception that the rest of the world is unaware of??

Chimaira

..is a fat bitch.

10th day. not good.

So i was woken up by this piercing light that abused my retina's, only to discover that the alcohol that was such a great idea last night, was now kicking me ass into the worst hangover of my life... and i know that phrase gets thrown around loosely these days, but zues and the alcohol gods must av had a vendetta against my brain.

to make matters worse, the king busts in with a txt msg from Proitos, which from the outset was not a good thing. the king looked pissed, but i must 'av made a good impression cause he let me explain my side of the story instead of bludgeoning my face in with a stiletto whilst i slept.

the king was pretty undecided bout the whole ordeal so he thought he'd kill two birds with one stone and get me to do some house-keeping to test my virtue. And if i succeeded he would be assured of my innocence...

Seemed like a fair test to me, however i fail to see the correlation between honesty and house-keeping.


little did i know, but turns out this small bout of house-keeping was actually killing the CHIMAIRA.