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LYKIA

This place is dope!

The whole Proitos wanting to kill me thing must have got lost in translation... not really, as if i was gonna show him a letter that said "kill the person that gives this message to you" that's retarded.

anyway, the father in law has been throwing me a party for the last 4 days and it doesn't look like it's gonna stop for a while, so i won't be posting for the next few days. toga party.

The dude has killed like 4 oxes, oxz or oxen not sure, but apparently it's cause he's loaded and doesn't really like Proitos, thinks he's a poof.

Proitos is pissed

Turns out Proitos doesn't like me talking trash bout his wife on a public forum as it has managed to get back to him. And apparently my recount of the events are quite contradictory to those as told by Anetia.

I thought he was gonna put his female back in line and administer a beating for lying... instead the fool says his gonna kill me... Doesn't! apparently cause he's too noble (not true), and can't kill a guest to his city. So instead he sends me to his father in-law, who he must hold in high regard, as he hopes he will be able to finish the job that he was too noble for... go figure. must be all that inbreeding.

The would assailant

So today I was just enjoying the sunshine, frolicking with Pegs. He bailed to go eat some grass or something cool, and out of nowhere, Anetia: the promiscuous, little hussy wife of Proitos, jumps me and pins me down!

It is at this point I start to sweat profusely; she asks me all sorts of inappropriate questions which made me feel outright uncomfortable. Everyone knows that the slapper has syphilis, so using my hell sweet planning skills, i told her we should indulge in some bondage: tied her to the tree and ran...