Thursday, July 1, 2004

The would assailant

So today I was just enjoying the sunshine, frolicking with Pegs. He bailed to go eat some grass or something cool, and out of nowhere, Anetia: the promiscuous, little hussy wife of Proitos, jumps me and pins me down!

It is at this point I start to sweat profusely; she asks me all sorts of inappropriate questions which made me feel outright uncomfortable. Everyone knows that the slapper has syphilis, so using my hell sweet planning skills, i told her we should indulge in some bondage: tied her to the tree and ran...

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