stupid horse

Some magical horse... got taken out by a gadfly. i don't even know what that is.

I'm better than everyone

Turns out Zeus doesn't have a sense of humour either as he chose the least humerous to be with him in Olympus. Some would say he's called shotgun a little early, being as she's only 2, but it's gotta fit the dates i'm working with.

Choosing Laodameia to be with him doesn't really bother me, she was my least favorite anyway, but i'm heaps more immortal than than her, i deserve to be hanging out on Olympus.

Tomorrow me n pegasus are gonna cruise up the mountain and explain it to Zeus, i'm sure he'll come round. I'm also getting a little sick of the whole family thing, doing a runner is probably for the best.

Bellerophon: family man

It's been a little while since my last post, been a bit busy with the wife trying to get the family off the ground.

So we've had three children, Hippolochos, cause i like hippo's. Isandros, cause i like sand. and the third, who the wife named, but females aren't funny so she named her Laodameia. As I said, not funny.

BELLEROPHONTES THE BLAMELESS

Not really too sure what happened on the way home, but some of the kings boys jumped me. But they were nothing compared to the army of feminists, so i returned to Lykia by myself.

Finally the king is out of enemies and comes to the realisation that there's a bit of divinity in me... then from out of left field he says i should marry his daughter, gives me half of all his king duties and the most choice cut of land...

I wasn't really that keen, but after some thought i decided to take the plunge.

All the land and being a half king is pretty cool, but that wasn't why i did it... I just couldn't stop thinking about Proitos and Anteia. I can't wait for family functions. It's gonna be awkward!!! Anteia is gonna be pissed cause i'm with her sister, and Proitos is gonna feel like an emasculated shell of his former-self, when he realises that the king has a new favorite son in-law.

attack of the giant lesbian land dwellers

these chicks were fierce, not to mention the least attractive group of females i have had the misfortune of meeting.

The king believes i'm his cleaning maid

yeh, i get back from my scuffle with the chimaira which i thought was a bit rough. and the king thought i did such a good job that i should just keep my armour on and go regulate the Solymoi. which was by no means easy, they fight dirty.

did that, fine. then he tells me i have to fight some women that hang out in Pontus,... i thought he was kidding.

he tells me they are called the Amazons. turns out this is linear A for "Neanderthal lesbian convent."

I found this exercise quite pointless, however, time must have been of the essence for the king, as they surely would just die out. unless of course they have some means of self-replicating or immaculate conception that the rest of the world is unaware of??

Chimaira

..is a fat bitch.